Alon the Hanged
STOP BEING POOR DON'T TREAD ON ME

Give pump.fun what it deserves.

No fear. No mercy. No bonding curve.

Petition to cancel Alon and pump.fun

To whom it may concern (nobody at pump.fun, apparently):

We, the undersigned. The rugged. The dumped. The exit liquidity of 2024, 2025 and 2026. Hereby demand:

  1. Alon is cancelled. Effective immediately. No appeal, no "gm".
  2. pump.fun is delisted from our hearts, our bookmarks and our wallets.
  3. Every "we're so back" tweet is replaced with an apology. Pinned.
  4. The fees come back to the people. In SOL. With interest. Today.
  5. The word "bonded" is never used again without a trigger warning.

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